F my Zombie Life

ok so this is like the site fmylife.com but i for those embarrassing zombie moments all us undead have. dont be shy to share you story, we all know what you are going through.

heres one of mine.
i was walking through the halls at school and in the middle of the most crowded part of the halls some guy in front of me stopped completely randomly and my slow zombie reflexes couldnt top in time and i crashed right into him and fell flat on my butt. to make matters worse the guy was my ex-boyfriend who has been avoiding me ever since i died because he broke up with me two hours before i died. fmzl