Funny Quotes for the Day

"Silly white boy, rice is for asians!"

i love it!!!

I'm back...like herpes.

"Glitter is the herpes of the art supply world. When someone gets a hold of it, it gets everywhere!"

You know that place between love and submission?
Yeah, I'm so totally there.

I am going to kick you in the boob Bryan Ringelspaugh!

i just remebered that last night you told me to "pretend I'm you pet dinosaur" so I walked you around on an imaginary leashwhile you made t-rex hissing noises.

~Listening to Justin Bieber, mom walks in~

"What is that New Kids on the Block?"
"What is that?"
"Some little boys trying to sing."

I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I WILL EAT YOU!

POSSUMS ARE SCARY!

Stress: When the body can no longer resist the urge to choke the shit out of some ass-hole who really deserves it

A friend consoles you when a guy breaks your heart a best friend goes up to him and says " it's couse your gay isn't it"

Is my love your drug? NO your love is why I need drugs!

Silly white boy, rice is for asians!

What does Drew Carey whisper in his date's ear?

-What's your name, again?
-Keep the change.

"D*mn Japanese, always screwing up everything. Slanty eyed b*stards!"

~Roger Rodriguez.

Speaking of quote about the Japanese.....

"The Japanese are confused. Their anime men look like girls, so you'd think they are all lesbian."

I didn't fall...I attacked the floor